Monday, April 03, 2006

Five Weird Things About Mark



Mark decided that he would never update, so Betsy, Aubree, Mark and I thought of the five things together and I am Mark's personal secretary to record it.

Five Weird Things About Mark

1. Mark makes up many dumb jokes that do not have quality punch lines. Ask him for an example.

2. He also makes up very dumb songs! Some examples include: "Last Night In Orlando," "Dog and Bear," "Tearing Me Up Inside," "The New Bethesda," and the classic radio jingle "Larry's Auto Parts... We Buy Cars!"

3. Mark has ARRTs. (He also created this terminology.) ARRT= A Random Retarded Thought. For example: Let's put a second story on the house. I'm sure you've heard Mark have an ARRT if you know him at all!

4. Mark hisses like Champ when he gets offended or angry.

5. Mark has nerdy hobbies and loves. His favorite thing is maps and geography. He has random city populations memorized. He also loves model trains.

Mark is not tagging anyone because we need to stop the madness. Also because he never even looks at our blog, let alone other people's.

3 comments:

karl said...

man mark is the coolest
he also likes to sing a song called "bad wheel"
and he loves playing basketball and filling out NIT Brackets when everyone else is watching NCAA.

gretchenjohnson said...

thanks for stopping the madness!

novice.knitter said...

it's about time!